Stuff Pentecostals Like: Spiritual Boot Camps

Seriously pondering the possibilities of a Nazarite lifestyle.
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What better way to separate yourself from culture than to depend on military metaphors and cultural appropriation? Everyone is familiar with Becky Fischer from Jesus Camp, but that’s not the only instance of brainwashing in the name of being against “compromise” (as if using military metaphors isn’t compromising, or you know using electricity or watching television or being involved in politics, but I digress). I guess in the end other people’s opinions do matter.

One example of spiritual boot camps is the cult, the International House Of Scare, I mean Prayer. A lot has been documented about IHOP’s corruption and spiritual abuse; Joel has documented it for example.

Charismatics (and well just about a lot of evangelical leaders) like to talk about the younger generation as “the” generation to bring revival. Whether at youth or worship conferences,Elijah is a popular person to namedrop, like with the Elijah Generation. In addition to Elijah, everyone also wants to be a good ole Nazirite like Samson!

“Isn’t it an Old Testament thing?
No. It’s a Jewish thing. Paul took a Nazirite vow (Acts 18:18), and Paul also paid for the sacrifices so that three Jewish believers in Jesus could complete their Nazirite vows in Jerusalem (Acts 21:23-24). (Sidenote: if you think that Paul was compromising his belief in justification by faith by doing this, go back and read Acts 15. For Jewish believers in Jesus, keeping the law is about voluntary obedience and love for God. According to Hebrews 7:11-19, no one was ever saved by keeping the Law.)
But you’re not Jewish…
No. That’s true. However, I do love Jesus and I have a desire to be consecrated to Him. In a sense, I borrowed a Jewish act of consecration because contemporary American evangelical culture does not have any comparable means of sacrificially expressing devotion to Jesus. And it is in the Bible after all…”

Um, first of all, Paul was Jewish, and you see, we are, um Gentiles, so there’s BIG difference. Just because something is in the Bible, that does not give us license to do something. I don’t see you planning to sell your daughter anytime soon. If you really want to be Elijah, you would cut down all of the false prophets after besting them in a contest of altars. I could point you in the right direction where to find them! True Light Pentecostals have adopted the “Nazirite” lifestyle, only so they can seclude themselves from “the world” and other Christians so they can continue to teach heresies, such as the idea that angels create with YHWH (um yeah, totally not in Scripture). Book are being written about the Nazarites, and how we can make “miracles” happen. Just because “Lou Engle apparently had a dream in the late ’90s about calling out contemporary Nazirites as a challenge for 21st century America,” does that mean we have to have the same interpretation of those passages as him, do we? Once more, we see that the idea of “spiritual boot camps” is just a tool to brainwash people into heretical teachings such as dominionism (Christianity as a national, domination system) and understanding of revelation outside of Christ.

Wrong ideas about denial and false forms of asceticism are portrayed in the complete negative, what we don’t have or what we don’t do; I have to agree with Rob Bell here on the topic of the Nazarite vow, our desire should be towards someone bigger than us, God. In the case of these “spiritual boot camps,” the emphasis on dominionism and politics means a self-denial on a private, individual level in order to compensate for the insatiable quest for political power over others.

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Congrats, Justin Bieber, You Just Won Classiest Person Of The Year!

NEVER SAY NEVER: JUSTIN BIEBER HOPED ANNE FRANK WANTED HIM AS A BOYFRIEND!

Anne Frank

Anne Frank (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

In what has to be the strongest display of taste and class ever, Justin Bieber signed the guestbook for Anne Frank’s house, you know, victim of the Holocaust/Shoah during the Third Reich, “Hopefully she would have been a Belieber.” No really? Are you serious? Hey, how about hoping we learn from this awful tragic history that Frank and the Jewish people were subjected too?? Oh no? Okay, it’s all about me and my ego and my fans. This is just awful, and so revealing. Pop culture icons think they can do whatever they want, like trivialize racism and the death of millions, make some sort of lame apology, and then move on next week. Thanks for showing your true colors, Justin. I will surely miss you and the obsession our culture has with you. No, wait, I won’t.

She would have been a Belieber: Justin Bieber causes outrage with comment on guest book at Ann Frank museum: Daily Mail UK

Justin Bieber at the 2010 White House Easter E...

Justin Bieber at the 2010 White House Easter Egg roll. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

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Young Earth Creationist Ray Comfort: Bibliophiles Worse Than Pedophiles!

EXTREME COGNITIVE DISSONANCE!

No, I’m not making this up. For anyone who has been persuaded by the arguments of this guy, you may want to reconsider.

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!!! Did anyone see the other problem with this picture? THERE WERE TWENTY-FIVE LIKES for the second part of RAY COMFORT’S response. REALLY? REALLY? Fools just attract more foolishness.

And the funny part is that Mr. Hilliard is right! No one has met God, so no one can claim to be inerrant in interpretting the Bible, no not even you, Mr. Comfort.

Amazing, and yet Hilliard scores again:

Whoops! We would never want to call Ray Comfort a lover of books, especially since he makes such terrible arguments for his preferred interpretation of Genesis.

Glad he could apologize, but still, not even a google search to look up what a bibliophile was? Really? Really, man?

Thanks to Grace Is Human for the Heads up and Hemant Mehta for the link.

It’s worth re-iterating a conservative Christian scholar on this one once more,

“At some point you have to stop blaming the liberal establishment for all the crappy stuff that dominates popular Christianity. When Ken Ham is your scientist, David Barton is your historian, and Bill Gothard is your pastor of spiritual formation the problem isn’t the liberal academic establishment, it’s you.”- Francis Beckwith

LINK

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Happy Saint Patrick’s Day from #Twilight’s Bella

Well sorta….

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From #CPAC: Washington D.C. Is Like Bad Reality Television

Alaska Governor Sarah Palin in Dover, NH.

Alaska Governor Sarah Palin in Dover, NH. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

“We don’t have leadership coming out of Washington, we have reality television.”- Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin

Reality television? You mean like Sarah Palin’s Alaska?:

Bad reality television? NO KIDDING!

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