It’s been a long time since we’ve had parodies of songs on Political Jesus, so I thought I would share two versions of Razer The Red Nosed Lantern, the first from animator and producer Giancarlo Volpe. [he gave me permission to share via twitter] The second version is my own Bitter DC Nation fan version.

Razer the Red Nosed Lantern (by Giancarlo Volpe):

“Razer the Red Nosed Lantern had a very angry nose And if you ever saw it, you would say he has great rage in his heart

All of the other Red Lanterns Used to laugh and call him names, They even told Atrocitus, To murder his Ilana dame

Then one foggy Christmas Eve Hal Jordan showed him trust. “Razer with your nose so bright, You’re no prison warden. You’re coming with us”

Then how the fangirls loved him, And they shouted out with glee, Razer the Red Nosed Lantern, You and Aya are my OTP.

And now, my raging Red FanTern version:

“Razer the Red Nosed Lantern had a very angry nose And if you ever saw it, you would say he has great rage in his heart

All of the other Red Lanterns Used to laugh and call him names, They even told Atrocitus, To murder his Ilana dame

then one foggy October eve, Cartoon Network came to say! Razr with your Lantern so bright, why dont you find another channel tonight, then all of the Lantern Corps loved him as they shouted out with glee Yippee!, Razer the Red Lantern, you’ll go down in DC Comics history!

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