Garden of Eden (an unknown location in West Africa)–Having met Christians all throughout time, past, present and future, our beloved Time Lord decided they needed help. Upon learning that the third quest for the historical Jesus was over, Doctor Who sprinted into action Saturday. “Christians today, they know nothing about their history. What happened? Maybe I should have taken the Pope on the TARDIS rather than that dull Donna character.” Doctor Who pointed to many factors that went into his decision in aiding the Church to recover the historical Jesus. “Martha Jones and I went to heaven once, but Saint Pete only allowed her to walk through those pearly gates. Maybe because Jesus is black I don’t know why. Really, we need to get the ball rolling on the Fourth Quest.”
This will be Doctor Who’s second attempt to visit heaven; the other time, TARDIS crashed into Elijah’s & Enoch’s chariots, causing a traffic jam.
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This is a joke right?
Um. Yeah. That’s why its part of the Sunday Funnies. I made up the story.
Asking whether or not this is a joke is a joke, right?
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