Sunday Funnies: Hakuna Matata, Chad’s Ne-O-Calvinist re-mix

SLIMY YET SATISFYING!

Remember Hakuna Matata? Who doesn’t remember this hit song from Disney’s The Lion King.

Well, for today’s Sunday Funnies, Chad offer his version, a Ne-O-calvinist re-mix. Enjoy!

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Ne-O-cal-vi-ni-sm. We’re totally depraved. Ne-O-cal-vi-ni-sm. Just a few are saved.  It means no free-will. From before there were days. Its compassion free- theology. Ne-O-cal-vi-ni-sm.

Why, when he was a young Christian, when he was a young Christiannnnnn.(“very nice.” “thank you”) Gods mystery for him  lacked a certain appeal. He needed certitude and he just couldnt deal. Now I’m one of the few, that got saved from sin. But it hurt. That my friend wrote the book”love wins” . And o the shame. We kicked him out of the gang. And so I tweeted farewell. Cuz he’s going to… (hey, not in front if the kids)”

 

Optimistic Chad

Chad really really hopes things are going to turn out ok. He loves his wife - with the passion of 1000 exploding suns, and is a diligent, but surely mediocre father to his brilliant and subversive children. He likes Chinese food.

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