It’s Morphin Time!: UFC Jesus & the Green Ranger

Tommy as the Green Power Ranger.
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Just when I thought that Mark Driscoll’s Mixed Martial Arts Jesus was going away, my brother Richard showed me the official facebook fan page with Jason David Frank, the original Green Ranger/Tommy Oliver of the original Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.

Today, the Green Ranger is a Christian Mixed Martial Arts fighter, because, well, Jesus didn’t tap!  Of course, everyone remembers Christ Jesus defeated that wicked Rita Repulsa a couple of thousand years ago, in that ultimate match of good versus evil! Recycling images of the cross to promote senseless violence and entertainment; what a long way Christians have come from protesting the gladiator games like Tertullian did.

Dragon Zord! Where’s my dagger/flute!?!

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RodtRDH

Formerly known as Rod of Alexandria, Rod the Rogue Demon Hunter Preacher of Hope | Black Scholar of Patristics | Writer for Nonviolent Politics. Destroyer of Trolls. It must be that angry puppy.

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Formerly known as Rod of Alexandria, Rod the Rogue Demon Hunter Preacher of Hope | Black Scholar of Patristics | Writer for Nonviolent Politics. Destroyer of Trolls. It must be that angry puppy.
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6 Responses to It’s Morphin Time!: UFC Jesus & the Green Ranger

  1. Joel says:

    hahahahahhahahahahahah I wonder if Christ has the Super-Messiah Kung Fu Grip?

  2. Scott F says:

    That’s funny. I would have tagged Peter as the UFC guy after his smack down of Simon Magus.

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