That’s What YHWH SAID!

OR WHAT IF THE HEBREW PROPHETS WERE CHARACTERS FROM THE OFFICE?

Jeremiah as Michael Scott: Jeremiah was the guy that nobody liked, but often said things that were true, but obviously not appropriate. He also had a hang up about wanting people to like him, and like, Micheal, he couldn’t keep his mouth shut. (From Optimistic Chad via facebook)

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Isaiah  as Dwight Schrute: Bears (59:11) Beets (4:2) and Battle Star Galatica (6:2)

Dwight Schrute
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Huldah as Phyllis Vance:  Poor Phyllis. No one ever listens to her on the Party Planning Committee.  Poor Huldah.  She is not even invited to be a part of the Partying Prophets committee.

Phyllis Lapin-Vance

The prophet Nathan as Darryl Philbin: Nathan and Darryl are quite uppity, with a very bad habit of standing up to their superiors, misguided but well intentioned souls like King David and Michael Scott.
Darryl Philbin
Ezekiel as Todd Packer: When it comes to one-track minds, Todd has nothing on Ezekiel the priest-prophet (chapters 16 and 23).

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RodtRDH

Formerly known as Rod of Alexandria, Rod the Rogue Demon Hunter Preacher of Hope | Black Scholar of Patristics | Writer for Nonviolent Politics. Destroyer of Trolls. It must be that angry puppy.

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Formerly known as Rod of Alexandria, Rod the Rogue Demon Hunter Preacher of Hope | Black Scholar of Patristics | Writer for Nonviolent Politics. Destroyer of Trolls. It must be that angry puppy.
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5 Responses to That’s What YHWH SAID!

  1. Optimistic Chad says:

    What has two thumbs and a potty mouth for God? This guy!!!

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  3. david says:

    best use the office by you in a long time

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