For the record, contrary to certain dissenters, I am not pointing any fingers or naming any names, but Jar Jar Binks was a horrific Star Wars character, and he will go down in Star Wars history as the worst one ever. Also, he represents the worst of the minstrel show Black man racial stereotype. That is my position and I am sticking to it. The “Pre-Quels” will never, ever overtake the actual Star Wars movies. At the most, I will refer to the “prequels” as Pseud0-Star Wars-graphica.
Jar Jar was awesome, and at any rate, more awesomer than Luke Whineywalker from Kentucky who kissed his sister.
Gross!
Princess Leia was still hott. It was an honest mistake.
Yeah….sorry, but it is still gross to kiss your sister, no matter what.
it is gross. gross gross gross.
but Carrie Ann Fisher, back then can rescue me any day.
But, if she was your sister, and you kissed her, you would be gross.
well im just glad she is not my sister.
If you ever want to know why Jar Jar was added, just watch the movies in the presence of little children. They giggle and laugh at all his stupid crap and then want to buy the stupid toys when you pass them at Wal-Mart lol. I’m proud to say my son NEVER asked for a Jar Jar toy!!! He stuck with Marvel Legends like a good little boy.
James is a very smart young man.
Yes, I understand the “for the kids argument” but I mean, R2-D2 and C-3PO served that purpose in the original. They both appeared in the Pseudo-Star Wars-Graphica. No need to add Jar-Jar.
i totally agree that R2 and C-3PO are far superior characters. what i was trying to get at is that the newer trilogy is clearly a “product movie,” meaning it was written and shaped with an eye towards merchandising, not quality (imho)
truth Mike, truth.
oh and you guys need to let us readers know who is writing each post! pretty please?
Yeah we do. Sorry. Need to learn to do that.
yes. This. I was wondering how to do that myself. Find anything yet, Rod?
Found it!
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yeah, stop thinking about kissing your sister and change themes
Never Joel, never. Need to find a header first of our liking.
use 2010 or the Ten theme or whatever it is called. Allowed for a theme.
But, you would know this if you weren’t always analysis movies where the dudes kiss their sisters.
gross gross gross gross.
Thinking Carrie Ann Fisher now.
Joel, surely you jest regarding Jar Jar being better than Luke. Of course, “Tashi station” Luke was unbearable, but his growth throughout the OT was deepened for it. Jar Jar never gets redeemed as a character.
I never jest about Jar Jar. Luke Whineywalker is one of the worst characters of ALL TIME.
And . . . all . . . your . . . credibility . . . just . . . DIED
But, Mike, did I ever have any?
Besides, all this waste of time on Star Warts?
Star Trek is where the real action
HERESY! Joel is anathema! lol.
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